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The mind’s first step to self-awareness must be through the body.

I’d sweetie to glimpse that too!

…please where can I buy a unicorn?

Wanna joke?) What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

I have a good fresh joke for you! Samantha: Doctor, my son thinks that he is a TV channel changer. What are the odds that you can save him? Doctor: Remote!!

Do you sell car insurance?

Wanna joke?) Who was Snow White’s brother? Egg White. Get the yolk?